What have I become!?
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You are right… this darkness enveloping me is unprecedented…
I must repent. Perhaps I’ll retreat to my studies for the next ages to come so as not to disrupt the flourishing of minds of the new age…
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may i recommend a fishing retreat?
isolation is the opposite of what you need
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When I secure my magical steed 
to ensure no fiendish rogues may add it to their ill gotten gains, I like to incite this special incantation to buff its security:
tug on chain, recite the words yup, that's not going anywhere.
I have found this incantation to be most effective so far. Does anyone else have any handy incantations they can share?
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When I step from out of my portable hole, to hype my self I look at the reflection in my orb and say,
“No mere mortal would stand up to the likes of me”
Thus; I ascertain that those who do stand up require my attention or their certain obliteration.
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@palesunGerald, thoughts on wizards getting involved in geopolitics? I like Gandalf but he did interfere with a lot of things … maybe interfering is what wizards are best at
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Spellcasters are best at showing up at inopportune moments and causing problems for no reason 
. Which is kind of chaos gremlin goals?
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You use commands for that now?
Why I remember a time when you’d simply ask… Hells, you need not even ask back in my day, as a wizard would simply do this without intervention.
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