Thanks for the new notification sound. It sounds like how getting an unexpected text message feels
Edit to add: it was even funnier when the first time it went off was a low battery notification
In case nobody told you already, you might need to open it intermittently so that it doesn’t explode if there’s gas building up in there from stuff fermenting or otherwise decomposing.
dear god youre actually doing it
The progect begins
I name it flewdo
Today or tommorow is the third coming
IT IS DONE and worse than bilge much worse
Today is the day I dispose the current last of the bilge family garlic bilge ![]()
Zero seven
“Bilge had its run starting as a fun mix of drinks and has exceeded all expectations. It ran for almost 6 months, and I have officially ended making anything under the name Bilge or the Bilge family. Will I make Bilge-like drinks in the future? Maybe, but not for a while. I feel happy now and need time. Bilge made me happy and was some of the most fun I have had. I am at peace now; it no longer brings me joy to make Bilge-like drinks. Today is a monumental day in forum history. I will miss Bilge, but it is time for it to pass on, and for me to retire.”
Bilge march 22- July second
Reactivating this thread because…(I found the source of the “Oh no” sound file, and wanted to try replicating it as closely as I could) why not? My reaction:
You reactivated the forbidden thread
I wish I didn’t know



