Alphabet Aerobics: Augment the Alphabet.

If you could make only a few modification to the English language or alphabet, what would you do?


I think we should bring back þ and & as letters. Computer keyboards made & ubiquitous again, and þ has been making a comeback. I also would add a distinction of þ to differentiate the "th" sound in "theme" (unvoiced) vs "that" (voiced).
Lastly, and most practically of all, I wish for the "u" subsequent to "q" to be ellipsed. So like "sequel" would just be "seqel" and the "u" is intrinsic/incorporated to the "q". It's explicitly redundant and that's bothered me.
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x is uneccisary its just pronounced z so lets get rid of z bc x is a more astheticaly pleaseing letter

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its only usefull in maths so it can be a special maths letter

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I’d add diacritics to sort out all the different sounds that the same letter combos make XD

Edit: I’d ádd diacrítícs to sòrt òut àll the díffêrênt sóûnds thát thê same léttêr cómbos make

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i would bring back æ

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You win the thread, I change my answer to this

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I have so much to say…
I would make it so every letter has only one way of being pronounced.
Why is it peter pronounced with a /pi/ and peril with a /pe/?
You are unable to comprehend how you are supposed to say something unless you already heard it and I hate it…

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@Cheryl_Marill

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I’d add ¿, which is used in Spanish to indicate the beginning of the part of a sentence that’s a question

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I remember when it was still twitter.

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Remove the letter k I just don’t like it

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Making English consistent

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The pronunciation does sound quite silly, but it would be so helpful. ;-;

Sometimes, when I can’t remember how to spell a word, and my spelling corrector can’t figure out what I mean, I type the word into a search engine while spelling it differently so often until it suggests the correct spelling. It drives me half-crazy sometimes.

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I do this fairly often too. I have such a hard time with spelling… @w@

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if we are adding punctuation i need a version of ; that has either ! or ? instead of a .

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Honestly, articles in English are nearly useless. Specifically “a(n)” because only “the” has any use by adding particularity/specificity. I saw dog. I pet the dog. Nonspecific dog encountered, specifically that dog was petted (by me).
Similarly some pronouns are wholely redundant in verb constructions that conjugate to a specific (pro)noun, primarily the verb “to be” for first person singular “am”. I do in fact omit “I” in such constructions, example being “Am going to take nap” or “I know what am, don’t remind me”.
I do that purely for the principle of it, bc obviously, “am” and “I’m” are only one syllable, and people often will think I said “I’m” unless it’s over text.

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sort of similar to @FishEmoji i want to add to how certain punctuation interacts. mostly in terms of quotations. having a " or ’ directly above a , or . would be preferable to using ." because i could then better indicate the difference between:

  • a spoken sentence is ending, but the narration continues
    ."
  • spoken sentence and narration are ending or pausing together
    " over ./,

also would fix my irritation with having a quoted term right next to punctuation, where i am never happy with putting the punctuation inside the quote if it isn’t part of the phrase nor do i really like seeing ". or ", or the much more awkward "? and "!

not sure how i would fix those last two exactly, but i think there’s some options.

anyway, as much as i dislike manually writing because of my death grip on a pencil or pen, it does at least let me make up my own punctuation on the fly, and i would love it if digital punctuation was more modular. we have the tech to do it! why not have fun with it‽

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This thread is evolving a bit, so keep an eye out, I’m going to start a thread about linguistic semantics after work

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I have no idea if this is accurate (would usefulcharts(dot)com ever lie?).

Anyways my proposed language change is to regress ‘D’ back to :fish:. Also does this mean that mean that the metaphysical concept of change is entwined in :fish: because delta?

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i know there’s context i’m missing, but the way that the alphabet evolved from roman to modern script on this graph is so funny. according to this, all that was changed since 1 CE is the font

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