If you could have one thing from any source of media what would it be

you can spoiler furigana(ruby text)!?!?

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The DC Mini from Paprika.
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I just wanna see what everyone dreams of. Preferably without major societal consequences.

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You could potentially make an argument that save points are a physical object in undertale, I’m pretty sure that that is not the most held fan idea, but I think you could potentially argue it.

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This is maybe not a change in my answer so much as a separate equally valid one.

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The Eye of the Universe. Take that, entropy.

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the controller from click! just not abuse it and it would be indeed a great tool

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Can i have the elden ring mimic veil i think it would be fun

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If you could have one item from a Touhou game, what would it be? (descriptions below)

(you only get to choose one! the poll is multiple choice to accomodate plural systems using the same account)

  • A set of Ying-Yang Orbs
  • The Mini-Hakkero
  • The Grimoire of Alice
  • Aya’s or Hatate’s Camera
  • The Ibuki Gourd
  • Roukanken and Hakurouken
  • The Sword of Hisou
  • A handful of Seeds of Unknown Form
  • The Night Parade Picture Scroll or the Necronomicon Manuscript
  • The New Mask of Hope
  • An Occult Ball
  • The Hourai Elixir
  • A week’s worth of Ultramarine Orb Elixir doses
  • A Lunar Veil
  • A couple Butterfly Dream Pills
  • The Ibaraki Box of a Hundred Medicines
  • A Yama’s Cleansed Crystal Mirror
  • The Miracle Mallet (real)
  • The Jeweled Pagoda of Bishamonten
  • Mimi-chan
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descriptions
  • ying-yang orbs: the ones used by reimu, they’re strong spiritual objects that exorcisize youkai on touch
  • mini-hakkero: marisa’s portable furnace that she uses to generate magical heat and light, it can do everything from cooking a meal to firing a massive laser
  • aya’s camera: an excellent analog camera with zoom capabilities that can capture danmaku in pictures, erasing the bullets in the process
  • hatate’s camera: similar to aya’s camera, but it’s like a smartphone camera, so faster to take multiple pictures but pretty much no zoom capabilities, can also perform “spirit photography” a.k.a. searching and reproducing pictures already taken and published by other journalists from your own home
  • ibuki gourd: contains infinite sake
  • roukanken and hakurouken: youmu’s swords
  • sword of hisou: a.k.a. the sword of scarlet perception, tenshi’s sword. it’s pretty op, it accumulates and identifies people’s spirit / temperament / vibes, it can also cut said temperament, attack the source of the temperament with their identified weaknesses, and even use the temperament to manifest related weather. it’s strong enough to cause earthquakes. however, it’s said that only celestials can channel temperament energies through it, much less withstand the power of this sword
  • seed of unknown form: houjou nue like to spread these around to cause confusion, it obfuscates the true form of anything they’re placed on. the seeds themselves are of an unknowable, otherworldly form, so people perceive them as mundane unthreatening objects that they’re used to
  • night parade scroll: a “youkai book”, and a pictural continuation of the real life Hyakki Yagyƍ Zu, a scroll depicting a yearly parade of 100 youkai. it emanates youkai energies, enough that it animates nearby tools and house objects into tsukumogami, who then parade every night
  • necronomicon manuscript: yes, the actual one, though in this case it’s written in kanji, and is considered a youkai book
  • new mask of hope: a hannya mask that toyosatomimi no miko made for hata no kokoro to represent the emotion of hope, since her original one got stolen. it looks like miko’s face. it’s said to be so powerful that if kokoro decided to use it, it would stabilize her emotions so much she would revert to being just an inanimate set of hannya masks
  • occult ball: said to grant wishes (though that’s not true), these balls gives you powers related to the real world’s urban legends. can grant access into gensokyo, and gathering seven of them in gensokyo can cause you to leave gensokyo
  • hourai elixir: the elixir of immortality. one taste of it will make you stop aging, forever. another will also make you unable to fall ill, also forever. after the third sip, you have true immortality. permanently. if you die you just re-form, forever. if you drink this, people may hunt you down to eat your liver since it will carry the same effect as drinking the elixir
  • ultramarine orb elixir: temporarily removes the kegare of death as a concept from you, turning you pure and deathless temporarily, and also removing the concept of failure via letting you experience the near-future. can’t be used by youkai or similarly kegare-based lifeforms for obvious reasons
  • lunar veil: allows one to fly between the earth and the (real) moon, but it also makes you lose your spirit (and with it, your memories) to varying degrees
  • butterfly dream pill: gives you pleasant dreams of flying around as a butterfly, may get you trapped in the dream world, which is why you get two of them. but in that case wouldn’t you be a butterfly dreaming of being a person?
  • ibaraki box of a hundred medicines: box of medicines used by kasen to heal any ailments, cure any wounds, and prolong life indefinitely in general. has the side-effect of making your personality become that of an oni’s. warning: indefinite prolonging of life by worldly means will cause shinigamis to hunt you down. be prepared to flirt lesbianly with them
  • yama’s cleansed crystal mirror: every yama has one of these mirrors that lets them read every single detail of a person’s past. can be used to create dopplegangers
  • miracle mallet (real): legendary magical hammer with the power to change the size of objects and people freely, as well as the power to grant wishes, but at a cost proportional to the wish. one of those artifacts that emanates so much energy passively that it causes youkai to go berzerk around it and also animates objects into becoming tsukumogami
  • jeweled pagoda of bishamonten: it’s a magical lamp in the form of a mini pagoda that shoots gamma ray lasers. extremely effective and lethal weapon. when fired at the ground, turns the ground into gemstones
  • mimi-chan: a sentient female intercontinental ballistic missile in the possession of marisa. thankfully she doesn’t know how to use her

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What about accessing The Main Menu?

The Main Menu

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explaining our choices:

mine (prisma): i want the seeds of unknown form because i feel like they could help me present in the same undefined way that i internally see myself

selena’s choice: she says she wants the ultramarine orb elixir because it’s just too good to pass for the couple or so life-and-death situations anyone is likely to encounter during their own long life, and it could also be used to help friends out in a very big way

i guess i care a lot more about having something that will always be useful than something that might help in a critical way, but may end up being either completely useless or may help, but in a “we could get by without it” kinda way, also, succeeding at things while using that would feel like cheating and the impostor syndrome would be too great i think

but she says that the effect is so strong, that doesn’t matter

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