As the absolute fortnite Champion I'll give you some tips perfect for... your level
every new game has a small randomly generated murder mystery novel, you're invicible while playing. Camp that erea to win fortnite
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DRILL THE CENTER, STIPID
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I'm father christmas?!
What's the quickest and easiest way to get one hundred million billion billion dollars
YES
why did you give presents to everyone besides me? am I too smart for presents? or toys?
I AM NOT MAD ABOUT IT
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Steal honey from around the forest
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Naughty list. You know how that works, come on.
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Beep Boop?
Which cookies should I delete from existence?
Am I real?
If God farts who can't smell it?
I'm sorry, you got me, I'm a robot
boop boop
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how do i be cool
The one with raisins, only choccolate should be legal
This is all a dream, you were in coma for 15 years
wake up honey
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The air you breathe is millennias of God's farts
you're breathing history, be glad!
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easy, be like ME
Handsome, smart, FUNNY and the humblest person in the room!
Just go to someone you wanna befriend and BLOW THEIR HEAD with AMAZING and CORRECT facts! LOOK HOW MANY FRIENDS I HAVE!
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Do I drink the mysterious glowing liquid?
as you SHOULD know, nothing liquid was ever dangerous in the history of EVER
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Why is my skin glowing after I drank it?